A Solemn Oath

After more than a month of travel in Europe, I am now in a position to confidently declare the following statement...When I become president/czar, I pledge to make illegal the use and/or possession of selfie sticks. Anyone engaged in either activity will be subject to incarceration, public reprimand, and substantial financial loss. This edict especially will apply to national parks, historical landmarks, and places of traditional religious worship. Thank you and good night!