Thursday, August 4, 2016

More on Mr. Kaine

God help me, I know that I'll burn in hell at even higher temperature than I've already been assigned for saying this but I'm pretty sure that Tim Kaine still wears, when no one is looking of course, that tight fitting beanie with the propeller on top. I also suspect that he still shoots marbles, is inordinately proud of that special  steelie in his collection, attaches playing cards to his bicycle spokes, and regularly can be heard uttering the phrases: 'golly gee', 'gee willickers', and 'gee Mrs. Cleaver, that would be swell'.
God bless him for retaining that youthful aura. Meanwhile, I'm now certain to burn to a crisp!

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